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I Saw That…
... maybe you should take all of those clothes off so we can be comfortable while talking about it.
View ArticleWriting Rules Are Made To Be Broken
I've been AWOL here, and apologize for that. I've been given the glorious freedom to work from home for my law practice, and I find that I work a lot more hours. That's good for the office bottom line,...
View ArticleTechnical Difficulties – E-mail.
Husband slash webmaster here. Quacking Alone is having some difficulties with e-mail contact forms as of the moment, so we deeply apologize for any problems this may cause any of you out there who want...
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Mary Anne’s Duck Flotilla of Terror – Part 2
Big Daddy here. I believe we had a picture like this before, I just can't find it here. At any rate, Mary Anne's Giant Duck Flotilla of Terror is not Photoshopped. It invaded a harbor in Hong Kong...
View ArticleA Father’s Day Tribute To Mr. Duck –
Mr. Duck and I have two amazing sons. The youngest attends a local college and is a rising junior with ambitions to teach history at the high school or college level. The eldest is an engineer who...
View ArticleRESIST Mixing Politics & Romance Novels
Entertainment Weekly says that the "happily ever after" genre is taking on Trump by joining the resistance. I'm distressed to learn that some of my colleagues are repeating the mistake made by the...
View ArticleSo What? Now What?
I'm from South Carolina and it's a football rivalry state. Here, you're either a Gamecock or a Tiger. You may not have attended either school, but you're still one or the other. (I attended law...
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Latest in Forever Series – Forbidden Forever – is DONE!
Hello my delightful little readers, it's me, the Nasty, Angry One. Wow. It's been a long time, hasn't it? I'm so sorry about the time period involved, but we've had a lot going on at Casa de Pato Loco...
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June Update – Universal E-Book Buy Links
Hello there dear gentlefolk (and assorted jerkasses) it's me, Angry Old Fat Man, otherwise known as Crazy Duck Lady's husband and website manager. My wife has discovered a strange, wonderful thing. It...
View ArticleE-mail Problems – Fixed as of June 2018
Hey, AOFM here. Had some problems with e-mail links in the right sidebar. Got them fixed, tested, looks good. If you have any e-mail that we didn't answer, please re-submit it and we'll be back with...
View ArticleIgnorance – Thy Name is Millennials #1
Dear little morons, Angry Old Fat Man here, aka your worst nightmare and the reason you dream of gulags as places to put me and my generation in. Let me announce today's topic: the New Atheism and its...
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Birthdays – July 20, 2018
Angry dude here, the lucky husband of the Crazy Duck Lady. Today's my birthday. I'll be fiftajjdisoijd this year. I was born on my Dad's birthday. So I never really had big birthday parties or anything...
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A Family Addition! Kind Of…
Crazy Duck Lady may have suffered from premature empty nest syndrome, even though we have not thrown our youngest boy out of the house yet. He, however, will be 21 years old near the end of this month,...
View ArticleHurricane Florence – South Carolina
Well, Aggravated Husband here, and my family survived the hurricane that just ripped through North and South Carolina a few days ago. We evacuated some days after our governor said we should. We have a...
View ArticleNetflix and Chill – But Perhaps Not
Hi there, it's the Portly Husband of the Crazy Duck & Morkie Lady, imparting his wisdom upon you. WARNING: IF CLINICAL TERMS FOR SEXUAL ACTS DISTURB YOU, TURN BACK NOW! There we are. Crybabies...
View Article“What” Ain’t No Damn Country I Ever Heard Of
Emmanuel Macron, the President of France, while speaking to our President, Donald J. Trump (of Make America Great Again fame), said the following (translated): Patriotism is the exact opposite of...
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Thanksgiving 2018 and Other Stuff
Hello kiddies, it's me the Irritated Dude again. The family had a pretty good Thanksgiving this year. My Mom was still in emotional recovery from losing Dad, but then again, she had been married to the...
View ArticleDumb is Better
Angry Old Fat Man here. My mobile phone is dead. Actually, it was dropped a couple of times in the past year or two and doesn't display or sense screen input anymore. It was a very nice Samsung...
View ArticleMerry Christmas, Even To Stupid Politicians
Angry here. MERRY CHRISTMAS! We've had a good Christmas at the household. I got a new mobile phone, and the rest of us got very good gifts (some needed, some not so much, but you know...). But most of...
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